That’s right, folks, you heard it here first. A.L. Orien made a website and it is… well, it has potential. Isn’t that what they always say on DIY home improvement shows when the house is a little rundown and they aren’t sure their budget is going to stretch?

It’s been more than a solid minute since I tried blogging with any regularity so I’m having fun poking fun at the blog templates available and the “pointers” they give us to try and maximize our reach. I am under no such delusions; my fellow monsterfuckers are not going to find me via this blog.

That being said-

I am looking forward to finding a like-minded community of people who always wished the Beast had never transformed and who like needing to set aside their sense of believability when it comes to the genitalia of love interests. •̀.̫•́✧

See ya’ll around. It may get weird.